spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

(via michaelsoreo)

video

someone online: *calls me cute*

me: *surprised*

me: *wiggles awkwardly*

me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*

me: *scrunches into down comforter*

me: *blushes for ten minutes*

me: *peeks out*

me: no u

me

clffo:

  1. ashton shouldnt be apologizing
  • ashton shouldnt be apologizing

ashton shouldnt be apologizing

ashton shouldnt be apologizing

  • ASHTON
  • SHOULDNT
  • BE
  • APOLOGIZING

HE DIDN’T MAKE HIS ORGAN DO THAT, IT WASN’T HIS FAULT

(via ashtonirwilly)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via michaelsoreo)