THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE
no. no. no. NO.
What else can we do? :/
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
anyone who reblogs this by october 31st will get a dinosaur drawn based off of their blog. (must reblog not just like)
so reblog for a cute dinosaur. or a spooky dinosaur. depends on your blog.
Oh my goodness I would love this
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life